At least somebody does

Personally, I stopped watching Larry a long time ago.

OSAMA bin Laden watches Larry King.

It may seem a rather trite observation considering the numbing frothiness of King’s CNN talk show compared with the gravity of all that surrounds the world’s most hunted terrorist.

Who signed this?

It’s hard to believe anyone would sign this.

This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there’s Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap).

Mirabel Airport to become amusement park

Why does this latest idea for Mirabel sound like a dumb idea?

Montreal’s large Mirabel Airport, recently closed to all passenger traffic, is to be turned into a giant amusement park on the themes of water and space,

Returning it to the farmers makes more sense.

As long as Quebec can’t make up its mind, Montreal will never be the city it may have been when Mirabel was created.

Married men joke

The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master

bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!

“You unfaithful, disrespectful pig!  What are you doing? How dare

you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children!  I’m

leaving this house, I want a divorce!” The husband, replies “Wait, Wait

a minute!

Before you leave, at least listen to what happened”

“Hummmmm, I don’t know, well it’ll be the last thing I will hear

from you.  But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you”

The husband begins to tell his story .  .  .  “While driving home

this young lady asks for a ride.  I saw her so defenseless that I went

ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not

well dressed! and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.

With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the

enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn’t eat because

you’re afraid you’ll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours

them.  Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.

While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full

of holes so I threw her clothes away.  Since she needed clothes, I gave

her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can

no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the

blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don’t wear because I

don’t have good taste.

I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that

you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the

boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore

again after you saw your co -worker wearing the same pair.”

The husband continues his story .  .  .  .  . “The young woman was

very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.  When we got to the

door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks

me:

“Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use”

One sided attacks

O’Sullivan writes that radical Islam is throwing everything it has into this latest mountain-out-of-a-molehill, including adding a few choice cartoons to the alleged blasphemous ones.

Three cartoons were more harsh and insulting than the rest. But these had not been published originally in Jyllands-Posten. They were added by the radical Islamists who distributed the cartoons around the Muslim world.

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A man of integrity

Say what you will of Garth Turner, but you have to give him credit for being a man of integrity.

I’ll be driving back to the riding this morning, after one of the more interesting weeks of my short reincarnated political career. All you have to do is have a gander at the last couple of postings here to get a sense of the craziness that has been aswirl in Ottawa.

I hope he keeps his blog going whilst an MP.