Commuter Helper

Here’s an idea some of the panhandlers who plague Toronto should check out.

As he thought about it more, however, he thought that he (as in himself and his body) was actually a valuable commodity and he could sell himself and that is exactly what he did. He walked to the freeway entrance and held up a sign that said,

Rags to riches

Only in America do you read of such rags to riches stories.

Aaron Spelling, a onetime movie bit player who created a massive number of hit series, from the vintage “Charlie’s Angels” and “Dynasty” to “Beverly Hills 90210” and “Melrose Place,” died Friday, his publicist said. He was 83.

Ratz!

The strangest part of this story is that they are going to the trouble of actually adopting out these little vermins.

About 1,000 pet rats—ranging from 3-year-old adults to little, pink newborns—shared the one-room house with Roger Dier.

Happy Father’s Day

Yes, Dad, you do matter.

Want to increase the odds that girls won’t be abused, boys won’t land in prison, and neighborhoods won’t be rife with crime? Make sure there is a biological or adoptive father, married to the mother of his children, in every household.

Black IS Beautiful

I just finished watching the best movie ever to come out of India, called Black ($US orders)

It’s a story already told, but add gorgeous cinematography, gorgeous Rani Mukherjee , and a haunting, amazing soundtrack, and you have a true masterpiece.

Go out and rent the movie now.  If you can’t find it, join Zip.ca, and rent it from there.

Official Site

Not the government

The government is going big trying to promote their “smartgrowth” plans, trying to lead people into small, compact boxes, living on top of each other.

The Star is even saying people don’t like suburbia any more.

I mean, who wants to live in a big house, with lots of yard space, on a street without much traffic, drive in a nice car, listening to your music as loudly as you want, without smelly, often rude bodies around you?  Wouldn’t you rather live in a building with 500 other people, on a bus route, that may or may not come on time, on a busy street too dangerous for your kids to play on?

Give the socialists credit: they never give up telling people what they want.

Truth is painful

The global warmists, including Al Gore, hardly ever let facts get in the way of their chicken little theories.  Hundreds of scientists who don’t agree don’t deter them either.

Professor Bob Carter of the Marine Geophysical Laboratory at James Cook University, in Australia gives what, for many Canadians, is a surprising assessment: “Gore’s circumstantial arguments are so weak that they are pathetic. It is simply incredible that they, and his film, are commanding public attention.”

Gig’s up

McSquinty says he’s really mad now, and if the natives stay unrestful, he’ll be, well, really really mad.

Damn I miss Mike.  When do you think Dalton’s going to grow a dick and do something?

Blizzard wants him to call in the army.