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RT @spyderharrison: This Guy SHOULD replace Simon Cowell As Judge on American Idol next year..REALLY!!! http://ow.ly/1ahbP

http://bit.ly/dDr9uE When is the MTO going to realize that their unsafe Yonge St. construction zone is causing so many crashes?

http://bit.ly/bdnpRC Guy blows a whole career when he could have just called an escort. Amazingly stupid.

http://bit.ly/b3IGBX What a nightmare. I think I’ll cancel that cruise.

Fresh From Twitter today

RT @spyderharrison: This Guy SHOULD replace Simon Cowell As Judge on American Idol next year..REALLY!!! http://ow.ly/1ahbP

http://bit.ly/dDr9uE When is the MTO going to realize that their unsafe Yonge St. construction zone is causing so many crashes?

http://bit.ly/bdnpRC Guy blows a whole career when he could have just called an escort. Amazingly stupid.

http://bit.ly/b3IGBX What a nightmare. I think I’ll cancel that cruise.

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DiManno nails it: What Tiger Woody was really saying
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“To these ears, it came out thusly: “I am deeply sorry for shagging a string of bar hostesses and porn starlets and bimbos, most of whom – did you notice? – were big-haired blondes with cantilevered boobs and not a one black like me, or even half-Asian like me. I’m really regretful that so many, at least the dozen you’ve all heard about (wink, wink) weren’t able to keep their mouths shut after rubbing up against my putter.”

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DiManno nails it: What Tiger Woody was really saying
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“To these ears, it came out thusly: “I am deeply sorry for shagging a string of bar hostesses and porn starlets and bimbos, most of whom – did you notice? – were big-haired blondes with cantilevered boobs and not a one black like me, or even half-Asian like me. I’m really regretful that so many, at least the dozen you’ve all heard about (wink, wink) weren’t able to keep their mouths shut after rubbing up against my putter.”