Nov
12
2008
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Drop off your teenager

Baby Safe Haven sign in Boston, MA.

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Hurry!  You don’t have much time if you want to get rid of your teenager!

Nebraska state senators and Gov. Dave Heineman have agreed to put a strict age limit in the controversial safe-haven law to prevent more drop-offs of older children at hospitals.

Nebraska Rewrites Child Drop-Off Law, Age Limit of 3 Days Imposed After Parents Abandon Older Kids, Teens Under Safe-Haven Statute - CBS News.

More funny laws of unintended consequences.

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Sep
10
2008
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Who is this guy?

He wouldn’t have looked half bad had he let nature take its course.

A middle-aged man wearing pyjamas is being pushed in a wheelchair down a sidewalk by an assistant. He is gaunt and frail-looking. His skin seems to be peeling. His fingernails are a sickening shade of yellow-brown.

As he turns 50, is this what ??? should really look like? | Mail Online

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Sep
09
2008
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Hippies and old growth

Loons and trees get together for some good laughs.

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Jun
26
2008
1

This is neat

Check out this head.

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May
26
2008
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Roid rage

Another form of drug abuse.

Right or more often the case wrong, athletes have been taking anabolic steroids since the early 1960’s.

via JWalk

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Nov
16
2007
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Parents gone wild

Here’s a very bizarre story I discovered, digging around Google Trends.

His name was Josh Evans. He was 16 years old. And he was hot.

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Oct
08
2007
0

Feeling prickly

Talk about a bad case of feeling pins and needles.

Chinese surgeons will try to remove 23 needles from a woman that doctors believe may have been imbedded under her skin by grandparents trying to kill her so that a baby boy might take her place.

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Aug
11
2007
0

Pity the kid

This kid gives new meaning to the phrase you can’t pick your parents. Idiots.

A couple has got over the disappointment of having their choice of 4Real as the name for their baby son turned down by calling him Superman instead.

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Aug
11
2007
0

Buy him a dog house

You thought you had wife problems…check this guy.

Steve Graham might not be in the doghouse over a dispute with his wife, but as far as his neighbors are concerned, he’s not far from it. For the past seven years, Graham, 55, has been living in his car parked in the backyard of a house he and his wife, La Donna Graham, own.

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Aug
11
2007
0

Holey cow!

Are robots digging holes the key to world peace and prosperity?

Scott Adams thinks so.

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May
29
2007
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Springtime in the wilds

You know the cartoon where spring comes and the animals emerge with their young…well, it’s spring down in the Ozarks, and The Duggars are expecting…again.

The Duggars are once again pulling out the pink ruffles and lace as they prepare for the birth of baby number 17.

They don’t make women like that anymore.

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Oct
26
2006
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Burningly sad

The obesity epidemic has reached crematoriums.

A dead man had one final earthly act before moving on.

Fire officials said the six-hundred pound man was in being cremated when his body fluids were too much for the oven.

Amazing.

via JWalk

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Jul
16
2006
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What Jeff Killed

Cats apparently aren’t all warm and fuzzy.

Welcome to What Jeff Killed, your authoritative source for news and information about Jeff The Giant Orange Cat and his favorite pastime: killing things.

via JWalk

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Jun
27
2006
0

Some sunroof

I didn’t know they made sunroofs this big.

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Jun
24
2006
0

Ratz!

The strangest part of this story is that they are going to the trouble of actually adopting out these little vermins.

About 1,000 pet rats—ranging from 3-year-old adults to little, pink newborns—shared the one-room house with Roger Dier.

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