YOU HAD ONE JOB!
Funny site showing workplace bloopers.
How many of you driving down the roads these days have seen these swinging from pickup truck trailer hitches?
What will they think of next?
2 women arrive at the Pearly Gates and a conversation ensues….
1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman : Hi! I’m Kelly. How’d you die?
1st woman : I Froze to Death.
2nd woman : How Horrible!
1st woman : It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman : I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started! running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman : Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive.
This is so close to the truth.
A report published Monday in The New England Journal of Medicine warns that the nation’s obesity epidemic has reached a new level of crisis, with many overweight Americans’ increased girth rendering them physically unable to end their own, fat lives.
Art Buchwald died 10 days ago. I never was a big fan of his columns.
His auto-video eulogy was pretty interesting.
These are always good for a laugh.
Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it, thus ensuring that the next generation is one idiot smarter. Of necessity, the Awards are generally bestowed posthumously.
This is why the terrorists will win.
Is this what our brightest minds are working on?